"If you think our life is like a cactus, then go fuck yourself!"

-DMC

5oct2000

"Please don't chew me"

-SL

"Now that I have alcohol, I don't need friends anymore"

-J

23Sep2000

J. entreats us to "make sure there is at least one wild party while I am gone, drop acid and watch bullfights. Don't forget to sell Katie into slavery."

6sep2000

"Did you like my creamy surprise?"

-J

6jun2000

"MY HOT NASTY COCK!"

-C.B.

"Pooh is the major reason why I wouldn't get involved in any anal capers"

-J

1jun200

J. and T.H. high-fived nose zits! Ewww.

-30may2002

"Do you like my pearl necklace?"

-T.H.

30may2000

(said in all seriousness) "What is your attitude damage Dan?"

-J.

19mar2000

"Have you seen my freaking herpes stuff?"

-J.

8mar2000

"You couldn't buy cheese from a hairy man. Can you imagine a hairy cheese
man? -Look, its a sasquatch selling cheese!"

-S.T.

"I had a fat man go down on me once."

-Leigh

4jan2000

"Your hair is too chesty!"

-S.T.

4jan200

"I love the spoons."

-S.Les

4jan2000

"I dated a fat man once."

-T.K.

4jan2000

"You can't start a fire without sporks."

-S.Les

4jan2000

"My pants are stuck in my shoes."

-J

"I have a second rectum."

-J

"He can shave me if he wants!"

-J