French accent: "'Ey weel heet you with my baguette!"

-KL

11mar2001

"Give 'er HA!"

-DMC

9mar2001

"Why is eating dinner before 4 trashy? I never even associated the two!"
"Honestly."
"You guys are so snobby."

-KL

1mar2001

"Shave it!"

-AR

"Who drinks homo milk?" --DMC

"I think I'm going to do my masters thesis in homoness!" --SL

"Homo is my new favorite word!" --SL

"Roach Pipe!"

--new tool invented by J.

"So I got assigned the 'pornography of death', which suited me just fine."

-JR

"Dan you're a fungus. Katie is a spider plant."

-J

13feb2001

"I am the turtle monster!"

-J

5feb2001

"It's about a dirty slapper who meets this guy and... HA HA HA haHahaHAhaHYAha Ha Ha Ha ha ha haha wha ha HA HA HA... I have to leave now."

-J, re: the song "Like a Virgin"

4feb2001

gesticulating drunkenly: "What you neeeed, is to HAVE MORE SEX!"

-DMC

1feb2001

"I couldn't master my broccoli... It became my master."

-SL

"It's fun when it swings around"

-DMC, in reference to his penis

"What's the name of the game again? Millis Penis?"

-KL, see previous

"Is that a real place, Bill's Penis, or whatever?"

-KL, re: the French card game Mille Bornes

"It's like why girls like Russell Crowe, it just fits."

-MM, on why girls like horses

"It's very hard to raise a baby polar bear."

-J

16jan2001

"If he wants to keep his freedom he has to keep it in his pants." (re: Thomas)

-J

14jan2001

"When you are in a communal shower situation, your best defense is pee"

-J

13jan2001

"I don't want to be bummed!"

-PK

13jan2001

"We have lingering mouse poo, but it's not going anywhere."

-JD

30dec2002

In reading the previous comment, K. exclaimed: "Dan, is there really such a thing as
an Opurkey?"

7dec2000

In studying for his biochemistry lab, Tom comes across the legendary Opurkey
- the infamous cross between Opossum and Turkey.

7dec2000

"Why are you going to grate the turkey?"

-DMC

25nov2000

"At least I know that if I lived in Rome, I'd be a whore"

-MM

"If you think our life is like a cactus, then go fuck yourself!"

-DMC

5oct2000

"Please don't chew me"

-SL

"Now that I have alcohol, I don't need friends anymore"

-J

23Sep2000

J. entreats us to "make sure there is at least one wild party while I am gone, drop acid and watch bullfights. Don't forget to sell Katie into slavery."

6sep2000

"Did you like my creamy surprise?"

-J

6jun2000

"MY HOT NASTY COCK!"

-C.B.

"Pooh is the major reason why I wouldn't get involved in any anal capers"

-J

1jun200

J. and T.H. high-fived nose zits! Ewww.

-30may2002

"Do you like my pearl necklace?"

-T.H.

30may2000

(said in all seriousness) "What is your attitude damage Dan?"

-J.

19mar2000

"Have you seen my freaking herpes stuff?"

-J.

8mar2000

"You couldn't buy cheese from a hairy man. Can you imagine a hairy cheese
man? -Look, its a sasquatch selling cheese!"

-S.T.

"I had a fat man go down on me once."

-Leigh

4jan2000

"Your hair is too chesty!"

-S.T.

4jan200

"I love the spoons."

-S.Les

4jan2000

"I dated a fat man once."

-T.K.

4jan2000

"You can't start a fire without sporks."

-S.Les

4jan2000

"My pants are stuck in my shoes."

-J

"I have a second rectum."

-J

"He can shave me if he wants!"

-J